Hans keeps to himself for the most part. A humble hospital orderly with no friends or family to speak of, he only talks when absolutely necessary and takes his data privacy very seriously. Being this unassuming takes some talent – the type of talent one might acquire in, say, top-secret, clandestine military operations. Whether he was involved in the secret service or part of a witness protection programme, Hans would never say. But he’s frequently surprised members of Truth-Seekers Anonymous with his intimate knowledge of jerry-rigged bombs and chemical weaponry.